Don\u2019t have time to read the entire Beyond the Gates<\/strong><\/strong> column? You can now stream an audio\/podcast version of this commentary \u2014 complete with off-script silliness, bloopers, interviews, and more. It\u2019s totally free to download or stream on all platforms: SPOTIFY<\/a><\/strong> | APPLE MUSIC<\/a><\/strong> | AMAZON MUSIC<\/a><\/strong> | iHEART RADIO<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n Summer might be winding down, but things are heating up in and around Fairmont Crest. Dani Dupree is suddenly reclaiming the husband she once threatened to turn into a slice of Swiss cheese. We’ve learned the identity of the person texting taunting messages to Andre Richardson — though we still don’t know how<\/em> they are connected. Heather Armstrong is suddenly trying to shoehorn her way into brother Joey’s life and he’s not at all happy about it. And then there’s Hayley Hamilton, desperately trying to grasp a $10 million brass ring from a husband that just refuses to die.<\/p>\n\n\n\n I never expected it, but it looks like Hayley Hamilton is on her way to EGOT status. Her performance when she came running off the hospital elevator demanding to see her husband was the most ridiculous, over-the-top, soapy thing I\u2019ve seen in quite some time. What made it funny is that we, the viewers, knew that Hayley didn\u2019t care a lick about whether or not Bill was alive. But she had to sell her reaction like she did. And boy did she ever. She was ack-ting, <\/em>baby.I laughed so hard that I needed to rewind the scene and rewatch it because I couldn\u2019t hear any of the dialogue over my cackling.<\/p>\n\n\n\n That wasn\u2019t the only moment of Bill\u2019s hospitalization that had me cracking up. The exchange between Dani and Hayley was so juicy. I admit that I am a sucker for all of Dani and Hayley\u2019s zinger-filled fights. Karla Mosley (Dani Dupree) was in it. She summoned her inner Katharine Hepburn \u2013 and even sounded like her at one point \u2013 to blast Hayley as a \u201cmeh\u201d <\/em>version of her. \u201cYou will never<\/em> be Dani Dupree! You will never replace me in Bill\u2019s heart,\u201d Dani raged before adding the whaaaaaat<\/em> closer. \u201cI will always be here for my husband!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n I\u2019m sorry, your what<\/em>? I\u2019ve never been married (or divorced) so I don\u2019t know how these titles work. Is it like when you\u2019re still referred to as \u201cPresident\u201d even after you\u2019ve left office? Yeah, yeah\u2026 I understand the irony of it all since I am the guy who still refers to himself as \u201cFounder of Soap Central\u201d even though I\u2019ve sold the site and it no longer has any resemblance to the one I created. But that\u2019s a whole chapter in my memoir that I\u2019ll probably never write.<\/p>\n\n\n\n What I am trying to figure out is why Dani chose to say \u201cmy husband.\u201d Was it an honest slip? Bill was her husband for so long it might just have been an innate response. Was it a sign that Dani is inching toward reuniting with Bill? Or was it, as Dani said, a way to zing Hayley and an illegitimate bride? I suppose it could also be any or all of the above. I\u2019d hoped we\u2019d get some sort of admission during the very bougie country club intervention, but that didn\u2019t happen. Surprisingly, Dani kept her composure and she remained fortified behind the wall she put up for the entire meal. She even got a couple of zingers in about \u201call of Nicole\u2019s men\u201d being on the same team for Martin\u2019s charity basketball tournament.<\/p>\n\n\n\n There was an equally good sparring match between Kat and Hayley which had kind of made me want to see them go toe-to-toe in the future. For whatever reason, Bill asked his \u201cfavorite niece\u201d to smuggle one of Orphey Gene\u2019s barbecue rib sandwiches into the hospital. First, I wasn\u2019t aware that Bill would even think to call up Kat to ask her for a favor. Second, I didn\u2019t think that Kat would answer his call. I guess with the whole hospitalization thing it makes sense that she did. Third, I cannot even fathom why Kat would think it was a good idea to take ribs to a man whose heart had just stopped beating on no less than three occasions.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Nevertheless, UberKat delivered the bag of food to Bill at the hospital. We also need to quickly acknowledge Kat\u2019s sunglasses-wearing entrance. You can tell she listens to true crime podcasts because she obviously thought she was a secret agent the way she was sneaking into Bill\u2019s hospital room.<\/p>\n\n\n\n But all of that cloak and daggering was for naught. Bill didn\u2019t get to eat the sandwich because his doting wife showed up and told him that he needed to have vegetables instead. That led to a testy exchange between Kat and Hayley and I absolutely loved it. We know Kat is really good at being shady and it was nice to get to see her flex her talent on someone other than Eva.<\/p>\n\n\n\n My favorite exchange was Hayley turning up her nose at Orphey Gene\u2019s food and claiming it was \u201cstinking up the room.\u201d Kat cocked her head to the side and replied, \u201cOhh, gurl. Your perfume handled that.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n As much fun as the hospital scenes were, I do need to take some issue with Bill\u2019s really quick recovery. Bill looked better after three cardiac arrests and the implantation of a pacemaker than he did on his wedding day. I\u2019m not sure what I was expecting, but maybe the makeup department could have had him look paler post procedure.<\/p>\n\n\n\n If I am being totally honest, Andre is the one who looks like his heart stopped beating. For most of the time that we\u2019ve known Andre he\u2019s always had a smile planted firmly on his face. Ever since Dani zoomed to Bill\u2019s hospital bed and these mystery texts started popping up on his phone, Andre has looked like he lost his best friend. Or, maybe more accurately, that he\u2019s about to lose his best friend.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Let\u2019s start with the Bill issue. If I remember correctly, Andre once downplayed any worries he had about Bill. What\u2019s changed? Andre wasn\u2019t at the hospital when Dani referred to Bill as her husband and, to the best of my knowledge, no one has told him about it. Other than racing to Bill\u2019s side, Dani hasn\u2019t done anything now that she hasn\u2019t done in the past. Maybe this is a cumulative thing and all of the times Dani has gone to Bill have started to add up and the dam has finally burst.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Or\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n Maybe Andre is worried that whatever happened in his past might cause issues. He could very well be okay (or okayish) with Dani constantly being in Bill\u2019s orbit, but the added pressure from this mystery person might be amplifying his displeasure. As the week progressed, the texts were more of a cat-and-mouse game. When Andre received the \u201cturn around\u201d message, he looked absolutely terrified. The question is\u2026 why?<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n The week ended with a classic Friday soap cliffhanger. Andre was summoned to the Bowman Hotel by the mystery texter. Andre was skulking around the darkened room like he was in a horror film. When the light flicked on, we got the answer to the \u201cwhy\u201d he was scared. His mystery texter was Heather Armstrong.<\/p>\n\n\n\n So much of this makes absolutely no sense. Or rather, we don\u2019t know any of the details so how Andre and Heather are connected is very much a mystery. I think it\u2019s safe to assume that they had some sort of relationship \u2013 probably sexual. I could be wrong, but considering Andre\u2019s playboy past it isn\u2019t too far of a leap to assume that. From there, everything else is totally unknown. <\/p>\n\n\n\n Do we think Andre realized that Heather was a villainess and that\u2019s why he deserted her? Or was Heather so heartbroken by Andre hitting and quitting that she turned to a life of crime. Has Andre known or suspected that Heather is the Impaler? If Andre has any inkling to the kind of evildoing that Heather is capable of, that would make his fear a lot of understandable. The way Andre has been acting is more than just being worried that his ex-girlfriend\u2019s back. He\u2019s given no indication in the past year-and-a-half that he has been pining over a former love. So, I don\u2019t think he\u2019s worried that he will fall back in love with Heather and break up his marriage. No, Andre is definitely afraid of this woman.<\/p>\n\n\n\n I\u2019ve said it before, but it is worth repeating: Beyond the Gates<\/em> has a really great roster of recurring characters. First, in case you\u2019re not quite sure what the term \u201crecurring character\u201d means, let me offer a bit of an explanation. Any performer that does not have a contract with a soap is considered \u201crecurring.\u201d Without going too much into detail \u2013 and not all contracts are created equally \u2013 if an actor is on recurring status, the show is not obligated to use that performer. Actors with contracts are typically guaranteed a salary and that they will appear in a certain number of episodes. Those without contracts don\u2019t have those same guarantees.<\/p>\n\n\n\n That does not mean that recurring actors are seldom seen. There have been instances where an actor that was not on contract has been seen more often than those who had a contract. Some actors choose not to be on contract so that they can pursue projects outside of daytime. Others have been taken off contract to allow for more flexibility to focus on being a parent.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Another easy way to know if a soap actor is on contract is to look to see if they appear in the show\u2019s opening credits, though this is not foolproof. Some shows don\u2019t update their credits often and others, like General Hospital<\/em>, have, in recent years, chosen to include all of the actors that might appear in an episode rather than focusing solely on those with contracts.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Now that that\u2019s out of the way, let\u2019s get back to talking about Beyond the Gates.<\/em> There are so many interesting characters whose actors are on recurring status. I\u2019m talking about June, Mona, Randy, Tyrell and Samantha, Shanice, Jan, and the list goes on. This week, I am adding Caroline Lee to the list. <\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n I\u2019ve always been interested in Caroline and Bill\u2019s connection. I\u2019ve never suspected that she was one of the women that Bill had an affair with, but Caroline\u2019s devotion to Bill has never been fully explained. Sure, he\u2019s her boss \u2013 but in this day and age it\u2019s not common to see an employee be so tirelessly, unflinchingly committed to the person in charge. Well, outside of politics, I guess.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Finding Bill unconscious in the corridor of the law offices has clearly taken a toll on Caroline. Even after getting news that Bill was doing okay, Caroline was still visibly shaken. Obviously, the ordeal was incredibly scary\u2026 but it just seems like there\u2019s more to the story.<\/p>\n\n\n\n I giggled with Caroline was less than impressed by the fruit basket that Hayley brought her. I mean, it really did <\/em>pale in comparison to the spa basket that Naomi had given her. But I lost it when Caroline looked at Hayley’s gift basket and said, “One can never have enough\u2026 fruit.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n I will also add Heather Armstrong to the list. I’ve been vocal \u2013 possibly to the point of annoyance \u2013 about not liking the reveal that Heather was the Impaler. That aside, Heather is wildly fascinating. She gives coldhearted, twisted bitch, but she\u2019s not necessarily giving murderous head of a crime syndicate.<\/p>\n\n\n\n It was a brilliant story point to have Heather and Vanessa get \u201cdrunk\u201d and bond in the VIP room of Joey\u2019s casino. I did not expect for a moment that the little tin bucket that Heather was carrying would eventually come into play as a depository for all the alcohol we thought she drank but really didn\u2019t.<\/p>\n\n\n\n At some point, Beyond the Gates<\/em> is going to have to revisit the Impaler storyline. We need to find out the how and why of Heather becoming this \u00fcber villain. We\u2019ve heard that being a shady character runs in the Armstrong family DNA, but there has to be more to the story. As I wondered in the previous section: did Heather\u2019s metamorphosis into the Impaler happen before, during, or after her \u201cwhatever it was\u201d <\/em>with Andre?<\/p>\n\n\n\n Here are some of the thoughts and observations about other things happening on Beyond the Gates<\/em>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n My eyes opened very, very wide during Vanessa and Joey\u2019s talk about Bill Hamilton. Vanessa mentioned that Joey was nothing like Bill because he would never cheat on her. Joey quickly agreed and assured Vanessa that she had nothing to worry about. When Vanessa added that Joey would never lie to her face? Joey quickly changed the subject making sure that he never had to lie to her about lying to her.<\/p>\n\n\n\n It doesn\u2019t look like an extra week to think over things did Tyrell any good. In fact, it might have made things worse. Tyrell went from going to college and flying to California every weekend to see Jessica to barely leaving his bedroom. His dads even threw an IG-worthy Banneker party for Tyrell, but he was an unenthusiastic participant. Actually, I am not even sure you could call him a participant. My years of soaping are making me think a twist is coming (I mentioned Jessica getting pregnant in last week\u2019s column), but maybe I am just being overly suspicious. In real life, people really do<\/em> go away to college and breakup with whoever they are dating. Maybe that\u2019s what will happen here.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Nicole and Kial have wasted little time in their newly exclusive relationship. There has been wall-to-hoisted-into-the-air-against-the-wall sex. I had to say, I liked how Kial immediately stepped up to say he\u2019d go to the hospital when Nicole was summoned to help get Dani in check. It could have been seen as presumptuous or overstepping (and some on social media did<\/em> see if that way), but I saw it as someone\u2019s partner being there for them.<\/p>\n\n\n\n It was fun to watch Leslie cozy up to Hayley at the hospital. Hayley has repeatedly told LSD where she can go \u2013 oh, that\u2019s Leslie\/Sherry\/Dana if you\u2019re a new reader \u2013 but she seemed mostly okay with Leslie sitting with her in the waiting area. I don\u2019t think this is any sort of meeting of the minds. It\u2019s probably more of Hayley realizing that there was no one else who was going to support her in her fake time of need.<\/p>\n\n\n\n While we have still yet to meet anyone biologically related to Smitty — and I think<\/em> Smitty is the only main character whose blood relatives we’ve yet to meet — we did learn a bit about his past. Smitty had a goth phase, though, sadly, no photos were shown. We also learned that he is definitely not<\/em> a basketball player. There were quite a few gentle ribbings about his sportsball skills.<\/p>\n\n\n\n There was a really funny moment that… well, maybe I am just dirty-minded and saw something that wasn’t there. When Smitty and Martin dropped in on the bougie country club intervention, Nicole praised Martin’s jump shot and ball handling. Immediately after the reference to calls, the camera panned to Smitty who had a very big smile on his face. Watch the scene again and tell me if it was a naughty moment or if I need to be put on a timeout.<\/p>\n\n\n\n The Beyond the Gates<\/em> writing team seems to be having a little too much fun. Here are some of the lines of dialogue that tickled my funny bone or that I found memorable over the past week (and haven’t already mentioned in this column).<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cI am willing to risk jail time for the satisfaction of beating you down.\u201d <\/strong> \u201cBeautiful babes bitches be jealous of.\u201d<\/strong> \u201cI need food to keep this party going.\u201d<\/strong> \u201cThere\u2019s a thin and blurry line between love and hate.\u201d<\/strong> \u201cI never speculate, Mrs. Hamilton. I observe.\u201d<\/strong> \u201cThe sister who loves the man I love is my friend.\u201d<\/strong> \u201cHappiness and Bill rarely go together.\u201d<\/strong> \u201cWait a second\u2026 all of Nicole’s men are on the team? What could go wrong?\u201d<\/strong> I love interacting with other Beyond the Gates fans. So I thought I\u2019d create a section to share some of the comments I\u2019ve received on my columns and social media posts. If you\u2019d like to see your comments shared here, you can scroll down to the Comments section below this column and post away. You can also chat with me on Bluesky<\/strong><\/a>, Instagram<\/strong><\/a>, Threads<\/strong><\/a>, Facebook<\/strong><\/a>, and\/or TwitterX<\/strong><\/a>.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n <\/p>\n\n\n\n That’s all I have for this week’s My View From Beyond the Gates column. Thank you for reading and, as always, please feel free to share your thoughts on my column or Beyond the Gates<\/em> in the Comments section below.<\/p>\n\n\n\n If you’ve enjoyed my column this week and want to see what I have written about Beyond the Gates<\/em> in previous weeks, you can check those out in the My View From Beyond the Gates<\/a><\/strong> archive.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Have a penchant for gardening, interior design, or fixing up old houses? Check out my Manor Makeover series<\/a><\/strong> where I write about all of the things I’ve been up to here at Kroll Manor in Allentown, PA, over the past decade.<\/p>\n\n\n\n To keep up with all of the shenanigans I engage in on social media, please consider giving my a follow on Bluesky<\/strong><\/a>, Instagram<\/strong><\/a>, Threads<\/strong><\/a>, Facebook<\/strong><\/a>, and TwitterX<\/strong><\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Two of my former Two Scoops columnists from Soap Central, Liz Masters and Tamilu, have joined me here on my personal web site — and they are still<\/em><\/strong> writing about General Hospital<\/em>. Liz is on deck with week with a new column called, <\/a><\/a>Dial K For Killow<\/a><\/strong>.<\/p>\n\n\n\nI Could Be A Widow By Morning<\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\n
Can You Please Repeat That<\/strong>?<\/h5>\n\n\n\n
A Gentle Ribbing<\/strong><\/h5>\n\n\n\n
Haunted By the Past<\/h3>\n\n\n\n
Another Piece of the Puzzle<\/h5>\n\n\n\n
The Bench Is Stacked<\/h3>\n\n\n\n
Caroline, or Change<\/h5>\n\n\n\n
Impaler? I Hardly Know Her!<\/h5>\n\n\n\n
Beside, Behind, and Beyond The Gates: The Speed Round<\/h3>\n\n\n\n
Would I Lie To You?<\/strong><\/h5>\n\n\n\n
Break Up To Make Up<\/h5>\n\n\n\n
From Side Piece to By Her Side<\/h5>\n\n\n\n
The Enemy of My Enemy<\/h5>\n\n\n\n
Mr. Smitty Goes To Washington<\/h5>\n\n\n\n
Beyond the Gates: Lines of the Week<\/h4>\n\n\n\n
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Nicole, politely explaining that she’d need to be fed if Kial wanted more sexytimes.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Nicole on Dani and Bill\u2019s relationship<\/em>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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A thinly veiled warning given to Hayley by Joey.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Vanessa explaining to Joey why she liked Heather.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Dani teasing her sister about Ted, Carlton, and Kial all being on Martin’s basketball team.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\nGatecrashers: Reader and Viewer Feedback<\/h4>\n\n\n\n
Follow my Random Acts of Dan<\/h5>\n\n\n\n
Life outside the gates<\/h5>\n\n\n\n