{"id":4934,"date":"2026-04-11T02:02:43","date_gmt":"2026-04-11T06:02:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/danjkroll.com\/blog\/?p=4934"},"modified":"2026-04-11T02:02:44","modified_gmt":"2026-04-11T06:02:44","slug":"general-hospital-commentary-you-got-a-fast-car","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/danjkroll.com\/blog\/general-hospital-commentary-you-got-a-fast-car\/","title":{"rendered":"General Hospital Commentary: You got a fast car"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
There wasn’t a shortage of suspects when Jordan swerved to avoid a collision with another car and crashed. Will Jordan survive? Sidwell is on a mission to avenge Marco’s murder, but will someone point him in the right direction before an innocent life is lost? Buckle up for a new General Hospital<\/em> commentary for the week ending April 10, 2026.<\/strong><\/h5>\n\n\n\n

Dear readers, it\u2019s never a good omen when multiple people take to the highway on General Hospital<\/em>. The moment I saw canoodling Curtis and Jordan, tipsy BLQ, angsty kissing\u2019 cousins Charlotte and Danny, and Dr. \u201cI still make house calls\u201d Gannon all on the road, I 100% knew a car crash was coming. When Danny said to Charlotte, \u201cI just want to go fast.\u201d I worried he\u2019d end up changing his name to Danny Q and becoming a doctor, reversing Jason\u2019s path. Ha.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Who was the hit and run driver? <\/h2>\n\n\n\n

I did a poll on X (formerly Twitter) and as of now, 78% say it\u2019s Boozy BLQ. If so, that will put baby Phoebe in foster care for sure. Or Chase will dump BLQ for Willow and let Phoebe be fostered by a nightmare dressed like a daydream as Taylor would say.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

General Hospital<\/em> is so magically soapalicious right now. My notes are so long there is no way I can cover everything that\u2019s happened on General Hospital<\/em> unless I write a General Hospital<\/em> novel.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The suspects<\/h4>\n\n\n\n

Just this one storyline encompasses so much drama! Danny wanting to join the mob and vowing revenge on Sidwell, Charlotte acting as his getaway car, Valentin who is supposed to be in hiding, and Carly who is harboring a fugitive out on the road and running into Curtis. Carly using Sonny\u2019s mob connections to fix and hide Charlotte\u2019s wrecked car. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Then there is Dr. Gannon going to treat Rocco outside of the hospital since Lulu asked and he\u2019s Lucky\u2019s bud. (I like that edgier version of Isaiah we first met so much more than the current version catering to whiny Portia all the time.) He treated Rocco\u2019s infection, but eventually when it all comes out, and it will because — as Vivica A Fox reminded us on The Young and the Restless<\/em> this week — secrets always come out!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Jordan’s fate<\/h4>\n\n\n\n

Jordan\u2019s plan to take Curtis for an elegant night out got derailed, and it has me worried that Jordan may not make it. I saw a rumor that said, \u201cJordan confesses a secret to Curtis before she dies.\u201d And I am wondering, could they be rewriting history and making Curtis TJ\u2019s dad? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Mind you, as of today, Jordan is still alive, but if Jordan dies, Curtis will be leaning heavily on his baby mama Portia, and I predict they will eventually get back together. That would free up Isaiah for Britt or Liz or maybe someone else? And rumors are not spoilers. I have zero indication that Jordan will actually die. She came through surgery okay, so as far as we can see as of Friday, she is on the road to recovery. I wonder if Curtis will ever mention to anyone that Valentin helped him, or will he keep Valentin\u2019s secret as thanks for saving his wife?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

If Jordan does die, then I may give Sidwell\u2019s suspicions more credence. Did Jordan\u2019s association with Sidwell end her life? Maybe none of the suspects mentioned above did anything. Maybe Jordan was intentionally run off the road by Pascal on Cullum\u2019s orders, or someone else in Sidwell\u2019s orbit?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Cullum’s messy trail <\/h4>\n\n\n\n

Jordan investigating Marco\u2019s murder would be detrimental to Cullum since he\u2019s the killer, so he would have motive to end Jordan\u2019s life and get her out of the way. It\u2019s clear he has no issue with killing anyone who isn\u2019t useful to him. If I were Josslyn, I\u2019d watch my back, too. As Cullum woke up, he saw her hovering over him with a needle in her hand!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Sidwell’s revenge<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

People warned Sonny not to attend Marco\u2019s funeral. He didn\u2019t listen of course. Sonny was running on the \u201cmob has a code\u201d rules. He told Sidwell that Sidwell’s biggest problem is that Sidwell has an enemy out there who hasn\u2019t revealed himself yet. Sonny assumed that by going to the funeral and looking Sidwell in the eye and saying, \u201cHey man, it wasn\u2019t me, don\u2019t let your son\u2019s real killer go free by focusing on the wrong guy,\u201d that Sidwell would know Sonny was on the up and up. But Sidwell doesn\u2019t have a code, and he didn\u2019t buy Sonny\u2019s declaration of innocence. He is still convinced that Sonny had Marco killed and is pulling every string in town he can to get Sonny convicted.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

A sticky situation for Ava<\/h4>\n\n\n\n

I am also worried for Ava. She\u2019s snuggling up to Sidwell and he\u2019s so volatile. I wish she would just say, \u201cNo, Sonny would never kill your son.\u201d Why can\u2019t she just say that? Sonny is no angel, but he would never go into a room and stab someone twenty times, nor would Jason. I understand why Sidwell would jump to that conclusion since he\u2019s blackmailing Sonny and Laura, but seriously, Willow would be more likely to kill someone that way than Sonny would. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Did you see the rage on Willow’s face when she jabbed Drew in the neck? Yikes.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Brotherly love<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

Sonny is vulnerable now without Jason, but he does have Ric by his side. I loved the scene on Friday’s episode when Sonny told Ric he was having the family protected and that the protection included Ric. Ric asked if it was because he was such a good lawyer, and Sonny admitted (finally) that it was because Ric was his brother.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

However, another rumor floating around is that Ric has some terminal illness. He keeps telling people he just changed after his \u201cdigital detox\u201d aka being kidnapped by Ava, Kristina and Alexis. I can\u2019t imagine what would happen to Sonny with no Jason, no Max and Milo, no Ric, and I think Brick is only a part time contractor. Ha. Who will be on Sonny\u2019s side? Maybe he will have to reconsider Danny\u2019s offer to join the family business.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Willow’s house of cards<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

I also worry that Kai is not long for this world, since Willow overheard Trina and Kai talking about how they know Willow shot Drew. I keep wondering how long this is going to go on. How long is poor, sweet Cameron Mathison going to go to work every day and be strapped into a wheelchair? And who will be the person who finally gets that he\u2019s being drugged? Michael? Wiley? Alexis? Drew is a total asshat, but even he doesn\u2019t deserve what Willow has done to him.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I liked it this week when Michael and Willow talked about the kids. I hate that the writers have turned Willow full psychotic because Rory Gibson and Katelynn MacMullen have such palpable chemistry together, I thought Willow and Michael might reunite one day. But now, I can\u2019t in good faith wish that lunatic on my precious Michael. I like him with Jacinda, but I honestly don\u2019t see Jacinda being on General Hospital<\/em> long term. Why? Because she is spying on Charlotte for Jack Brennan and if Val finds out Jacinda is a danger to him and his daughter, we will never see her again.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I can\u2019t even remember the names of Michael\u2019s other former hooker girlfriend. (Googled it, her name was Abby.) I still think Willow and Michael are endgame, but is there a way back for Willow after these past few months? What do you think?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

A new Faison<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

I\u2019m also excited to hear your take on the latest Faison child, Cassius! For months we have suspected that something was off about Nathan, but we couldn\u2019t decide if he was an imposter, or a brainwashed version of the real thing. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Now we have our answer! Cassius is Nathan\u2019s twin. Note I didn\u2019t say \u201cevil\u201d twin. I don\u2019t think Cassius is Peter August 2.0 and I don\u2019t think he\u2019s rotten to the core. I think he\u2019s an opportunist, a con man. But at heart, I think he\u2019s a con man like Cody, or like Sam at the beginning \u2013 good at heart underneath the shadiness. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Things come into focus on General Hospital<\/em><\/h4>\n\n\n\n

We finally know the truth about Britt and Cassius. They have been working together for two years, she knew when he showed up in town that he was Cassius and not Nathan, but Obrecht 100% does not know. Liesl believes this is her son Nathan. I wonder if she even knew that she gave birth to twins. I can hardly wait for Kathleen Gati to come back and discover that this man is not her angel boy Nathan. God help him.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I believe that Cassius genuinely cares about Lulu and he loves James. I think he\u2019s trying to keep his sister Britt alive. But he\u2019s also working with Sidwell which is a dangerous place to be. I disagree with him on one thing. He should let Britt tell Sidwell that Cullum is the one who shot Marco. I don\u2019t understand Cassius’ reasoning for staying quiet about it and allowing Sidwell to go after Jason and Sonny.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The right thing for the wrong reasons<\/h4>\n\n\n\n

Right now, Cassius is helping Lulu to keep Rocco safe, he is trying to keep Britt all stocked up on meds, and he is falling into Nathan\u2019s life so easily. I read a lovely interview with Ryan Paevey, and he said that Cassius never had the love and support of a family before like Nathan did. Now that Cassius is living Nathan\u2019s life and people are treating him like a hero, and loving and welcoming him, he kind of likes it and he won\u2019t want to give it up. Paevey said Cassius took over Faison\u2019s work to make money to become a millionaire. So, I see him as a con man, more like Sam and Cody, and less like his evil dad.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Even though Cassius is not Nathan and is conning characters I love, I am still rooting for Cassius to eventually have a Cody-like transformation. One day Cassius\u2019 true identity will be revealed, and I hope our General Hospital<\/em> writers will write him a beautiful redemption arc. I love Ryan Paevey as an actor, so I make a point of watching all his Hallmark movies too because he\u2019s just so likeable to me.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nina plays with fire <\/h2>\n\n\n\n

Cassius’ unwitting sister Nina is also in danger. Jack Brennan is pushing her to get info from Charlotte. Nina has refused and it seems like Dark Willow is plotting a way to force Nina into giving Jack what he wants. When Willow said she was going to eliminate Nina\u2019s objections to helping her, I tried to fathom what evil scheme she was conjuring up, but I\u2019m not that dark and I can\u2019t come up with any good schemes.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The way Willow sits with Drew and brags about all her accomplishments in Congress in her blue rubber gloves while injecting him with drugs to keep him paralyzed is just chilling! It makes me wonder if any of our real Congressional representatives have some dark devious secrets, and let\u2019s be honest, they probably do.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

General Hospital’s<\/em> love in the afternoon<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

Oh, my dearest readers, nothing in Port Charles has given me as much pure glee as Carly and Valentin. I have seen multiple couple nicknames for them, but #Caradine seems to be the most used one, so let\u2019s go with that. Laura Wright and James Patrick Stuart are steamy, dreamy, and all the other things I love in a sudsy super couple. And that is what I think they are. I cannot take my eyes off of them.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I was getting giddy on Thursday because it looked like things were just about to get carnal with them until stupid Jack showed up at the door.  He informed Carly that he had discovered where the WSB has Jason holed up. The two of them fought and for a minute I thought Carly was going to blurt out that she knew about Joss. But she didn\u2019t.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Torn between two lovers <\/h4>\n\n\n\n

What Carly said to Valentin is right. Jack does genuinely love her. But she doesn\u2019t love him back because he recruited Joss and \u201cturned her into a killer\u201d to quote Carly. Carly told Jack she could live with him having to lie to her about his job right up until it started affecting the people she loved, like Jason being imprisoned and Vaughn vanishing out of Joss\u2019 life. Side note: Do we think Vaughn will ever reappear, or is he gone for good? Not that I miss him. But sometimes I miss Joss\u2019 other two ex-boyfriends, Cam and Dex. Note that I didn\u2019t say Oscar. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Before Jack showed up, Valentin told Carly that he didn\u2019t want her pretending to be in love with Jack anymore and that she should break it off with Jack. When Jack showed up and wanted to make love to Carly, Valentin was absolutely sullen when Carly pretended to be into it and led Jack upstairs. Valentin was pacing and drinking and then he just left as if he could not bear to see or hear Carly with another man. His intensity thrills me.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Valentin’s confession<\/h4>\n\n\n\n

Valentin has fallen hard for Carly and admitted it. Carly has fallen hard for him and not<\/em> admitted it. She asked him, \u201cWhat do you want me to do when I see Jack, glare and hiss?\u201d He replied, \u201cNo, but you don\u2019t have to enjoy it so much.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The entire speech Valentin gave Carly — \u201cOnly you brought me my daughter on Christmas Eve\u2026\u201d — made me weak in the knees. Carly proclaimed it was a mistake that they had slept together. She called it Stockholm Syndrome. They agreed not to have sex anymore and to keep it professional, but as soon as Valentin left the room, she was thinking about his mouth on her neck when they made love. I am deeply committed to them breaking their promise and falling into bed together again. I am as smitten with this fiery coupling as they are with each other. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Time for General Hospital <\/em>to set Valentin free<\/h4>\n\n\n\n

But before this can be a real relationship, Valentin needs to be exonerated, or pardoned, or whatever WSB fugitives get. When it comes out that Carly has been hiding him all this time, it will be fireworks galore all over town. I\u2019m excited to see this unfold over the next couple of months.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Welcome back Charlie’s<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

Meanwhile, across town, Kristina had her grand reopening of Charlie\u2019s Pub. I thought for sure when she was all dressed up looking like a supermodel, Ethan would walk in, their eyes would meet, and her teenage crush would spring back to life. But not so far. It seems his start date will be next Friday on 04\/17, and I don\u2019t think she will still have that dress on, so my fantasies will not come to pass.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The open mike night with Gio and Trina was a big hit. Tabyana Ali has a gorgeous voice and it\u2019s amazing that Giovanni Mazza can be so good on violin and guitar! I love it when our General Hospital<\/em> stars have the opportunity to use their other talents on the show. Jacinda on the other hand was a mystery. We heard that she was going to sing, but then she didn\u2019t, so I don\u2019t really know what that was all about. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Gio and Emma have the sweetest little romance going. I enjoy the way they support one another, and they have the most adorable chemistry. But the more times I hear people asking Emma what\u2019s going on with Anna, the more I feel like Emma and Gio are going to get caught up in some drama. Are they going to France to bust Anna out? I don\u2019t know, but I really miss Finola Hughes, so I hope to have her back on canvas soon.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

What will happen tomorrow dear readers?<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

Will Aunt Stella insist on decorating the nursery in baby ducks? Will Gio back up Miguel Morez at open mic night when he finally comes back from tour? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Are Outback and Fizz going to have a playdate at the dog park soon so we can see some furry cuteness? Will Wiley learn any more new words eavesdropping on Willow and Drew, like \u201cHey Mommy what is a syringe?\u201d <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Is Sidwell going to discover that Justine is tipping off Sonny about Sidwell’s questions and make her vanish? Will Rocco\u2019s infected wound make Dante suspicious that Rocco didn\u2019t get it in the kitchen? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Will Molly\u2019s cowboy book make Cody famous? Is Ric going to survive the job that he was given to tell Alexis that Danny wants to join the mob? Will Cameron Matheson get a special Daytime Emmy for his eye rolling? (He should. It\u2019s on point.) <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Will Mayor Collins stop trying to appeal to Jenz’s humanity because it just seems to make him meaner? Will Lulu marry Not-Nathan so he won\u2019t testify against Rocco?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Only tomorrow knows dear readers, and I will tune in tomorrow as long as there are tomorrows. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Before You Check Out of General Hospital<\/em><\/h2>\n\n\n\n

Don’t miss an all new Beyond the Gates Commentary by Soap Central’s founder, Dan Kroll. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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