Two Peas in a Sketchy Ass Pod<\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\nIt looks like Hayley and her scheming ways are living on borrowed time. The thing that makes her potential downfall all the more delicious is that she\u2019s to blame for her own predicament.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Prior to meeting her for the first time back in February 2025, Homewrecker Hayley was apparently a top-notch con artist. We\u2019ve only been told some of the details about her past, but, unlike Lynette Wise, it doesn\u2019t seem like Hayley ever found herself in legal trouble.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Now, though, Hayley has suddenly become sloppy. Her cold, calculated cons have gone off the rails. Rather than continuing to play the long game with hubby Bill Hamilton, Hayley decided to go off-script and poison Bill as quickly as possible. Cousin Randy (who cosplays as Good Samaritan Sammy) warned Hayley to stick to the plan, but I guess having to put up with Bill\u2019s family was too intolerable for Hayley.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Hayley\u2019s insecurity about how Bill interacted with ex-wife Dani and even his own children didn\u2019t help. Hayley enlisted Lynette\u2019s help to help refocus Bill\u2019s attention on her. But it was the fake mugging and Hayley\u2019s unusually close relationship with Lynette that started to raise eyebrows.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
What\u2019s Next for Hayley<\/strong><\/h5>\n\n\n\nOn social media this week, several people posted an image of the iconic Soap Opera Weekly<\/em> cover promoting the \u201cWho Killed Will?\u201d murder mystery on All My Children<\/em>. Gone are the days of buying a soap magazine in the checkout line of the supermarket, but that doesn\u2019t mean that I can\u2019t imagine what might have been.<\/p>\n\n\n\nIf you\u2019ve read my column over the past month, you\u2019ll know that I\u2019ve suggested that the stage had been perfectly set for a \u201cWho Killed (or Tried to Kill) Leslie Thomas?\u201d mystery. While I still think that would be a lot of fun, I don\u2019t see that happening right now. I don\u2019t think the show would kill off Hayley either, but there is certainly a growing list of suspects.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Instead of focusing on unaliving anyone, maybe we can have a \u201cWho Exposes Hayley\u2019s Lies?\u201d mystery instead. In spite of her being a bad seed, I enjoy watching Marquita Goings\u2019 work as Hayley. And now, I am loving watching nearly everyone become suspicious of her.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Tomas to the Rescue?<\/strong><\/h5>\n\n\n\nI still find it surprising that Tomas was the one to get the ball rolling with putting the Hayley\/Lynette relationship under a microscope. Tomas must be a fairly decent attorney to have been promoted to Junior Partner at Bill\u2019s law firm. Yes, that did happen after Tomas caught Bill and Dani smooching, but Tomas was in the running even before that.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I can\u2019t believe I\u2019m saying it, but I actually feel bad that Tomas\u2019 livelihood is being threatened. Tomas is still very ick. I don\u2019t forgive his rationale that sleeping with Eva was okay because he and Kat had broken up 30 seconds earlier. But the issue with Hayley is about his job. He is being punished for actually <\/em>doing his job.<\/p>\n\n\n\nKatlock Is On the Case<\/strong><\/h5>\n\n\n\nThough it\u2019s possible he overshared, Tomas has now roped Kat into this Lynette\/Hayley matter. It was funny to see Kat sidle up to Lynette and try to pump her for information. Kat goes into every life situation thinking she can conquer it. That\u2019s not necessarily a bad thing, but she also has no idea when she is overmatched. We saw that in her recent square-off with LSD (That\u2019s Leslie\/Sherry\/Dana for newer readers), and we saw it again when she tried to outplay Lynette.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Kat is a very determined young woman. I don\u2019t think she\u2019s going to give up on probing Hayley and Lynette\u2019s connection. Unlike her involvement in the \u201cred market\u201d blood and plasma theft, I don\u2019t think Kat is any kind of danger here. Yes, Hayley is actively trying to off Bill, but I don\u2019t see her trying to do the same to Kat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n![\"Kat](\"https:\/\/danjkroll.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/260403-btg-03.jpg\")
Kat tries to probe Lynette for details. | Beyond the Gates | PHOTO: CBS\/Screenshot<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\nExhibit B(ill)<\/strong><\/h5>\n\n\n\nThanks to Kat\u2019s persistence, Bill is now starting to get a little suspicious of Hayley, too. Kat and Bill are a lot alike. Both are headstrong, determined, and a touch arrogant. We\u2019ve all been wondering for months if Bill had any inkling that Hayley was up to no good. In fact, I took a poll on Twitter\/X and nearly 75% of the respondents felt that Bill was just a big, clueless dummy.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Obviously, something that Kat said struck a nerve and made Bill look past Hayley\u2019s \u201chourglass and that wiggle.\u201d Or maybe it was that $15,250.70 hotel charge that Lynette racked up. Or it could have been a combination of all the things that, when combined, made a lot of sense. Now, Bill has sought out Joey Armstrong to enlist his help in figuring out the truth.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Are All Bets on Joey?<\/strong><\/h5>\n\n\n\nIt didn\u2019t take Joey long to drop a bombshell on Hayley: he knew that she wasn\u2019t really mugged. At this point, I think that is more of an educated guess on Joey\u2019s part. Obviously, we know he\u2019s right, but I think he was more trying to call Hayley\u2019s bluff. Hayley remained mostly nonplussed, but the way that she responded will undoubtedly get Joey digging even deeper.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Right now, Randy is the weak link. Will he crack if Joey starts asking questions about Hayley? I think Joey still believes that Randy and Hayley are lovers. If Joey threatens to tell Bill about the not-really-happening affair, will Randy fess up and admit that he and Hayley are cousins? And what more could Randy say? If I had to guess, I\u2019d say that Randy would more than likely turn on Lynette. Blood is, as they say, thicker than water.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
(Lynette) Wise Guy<\/strong><\/h5>\n\n\n\nThe wild card in that scenario is that we don\u2019t know what Lynette is capable of. Now that she\u2019s made it clear that she doesn\u2019t believe that Hayley loves Bill all bets are off. Lynette is demanding a cut of the grift, but I\u2019m not sure what Lynette\u2019s leverage is.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Lynnette could blab that the mugging was staged. I think Hayley could easily turn that around on Lynette by saying that Lynette came up with the idea and forced her to go along with. Why? Maybe because Lynette wanted to experience some of the good like that her old pal Val had found. I suppose Lynette could expose Hayley\u2019s past as a scammer, but Hayley could bat her eyes and gush that Bill \u2013 or her love for him — reformed her.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
My BFF is A Homewrecking Con Artist<\/strong><\/h5>\n\n\n\nNaomi doesn\u2019t believe that Hayley is reformed. I\u2019d say that Naomi is the one who knows Hayley best, but since she has no idea that Hayley is and was a con artist\u2026 that might not be true. Nevertheless, Naomi is also sticking it to her former bestie. It was interesting how Naomi focused on the sexual harassment allegations that Hayley had leveled against Tomas. It made sense since Naomi once, albeit briefly, represented a group of women who sued her father\u2019s law firm for sexual harassment. The trial that never materialized was ranked as one of my Worst Storylines on Beyond the Gates in 2025<\/strong><\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\nHayley did make a valid point: Tomas might not have been a creep back then, but that didn\u2019t mean that he wasn\u2019t lecherous now. Naomi, like her dad, is a little slow to pick up on the clues, but I don’t expect her to stop watching Hayley’s every move. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I\u2019ve Had Better Nights\u2026<\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\nRemind me never, ever to go on a double date. With anyone. For any reason.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I don\u2019t think there is a Beyond the Gates<\/em> viewer out there that thought the Vanessa\/Joey and Nicole\/Carlton double date was going to go smoothly. But I don\u2019t know if anyone thought that the double date would go so<\/em> wrong so<\/em> fast. Because this column is a full-service editorial, I took the liberty of timing things. It took only 18.83 seconds for things to fall apart.<\/p>\n\n\n\nAnd if I can share a dirty little secret\u2026 I loved every moment of it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
We\u2019ve known for some time that Joey\u2019s mother died while undergoing plastic surgery. What I don\u2019t think we knew was that Joey still harbored a grudge against every and all plastic surgeons. The first sign that the date wasn\u2019t going to be a friendly chat over pub food was Joey asking, \u201cEveryone survive?\u201d when Carlton mentioned that he\u2019d been in surgery all day.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
While I was a bit shocked by the remark, it seemed very Joey, and I thought nothing more of it. Less than 30 seconds later, Carlton had apologized to Joey for Joey’s loss. Nicole, too. But seconds later \u2013 7.26 if you\u2019re keeping tabs of such things \u2013 Joey blasted the plastic surgery industry as \u201cpredatory\u201d and the doctors in the field as \u201cparasites.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Vanessa tried to defuse the situation but it didn\u2019t help. Surprisingly, Carlton also tried to change the tone of the conversation. He agreed that \u201cillegitimate, unqualified hacks parading around as plastic surgeons\u201d also ticked him off. Joey fired back that calling someone a \u201clegit plastic surgeon\u201d was an oxymoron on par with the term \u201cjumbo shrimp.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Normally, this might be where everyone would call it a night, but this foursome was just getting started.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2026 But the Martinis Were Perfect<\/strong><\/h5>\n\n\n\nVanessa really, really wanted to talk about the weather. Hell, at that point politics might have been a less stressful topic. Joey continued on, claiming that no one needed liposuction or tummy tucks. He cut Carlton off before he could mention all of the non-elective surgeries that he performed. That reminded me of an episode of Seinfeld<\/em> where Jerry called the dermatologist he was dating a \u201cpimple popper.\u201d She then reminded him that dermatologists also screen and treat skin cancer.<\/p>\n\n\n\nThe blame game or shade parade or whatever you want to call it was not one-way. As Joey lashed out at an industry that fueled addiction, Nicole fired back that it was rich for Joey \u2013 the operator of a casino \u2013 to talk about the dangers of addiction. The unflappable Joey responded that, unlike both Nicole and Carlton, he had not taken a vow to \u201cdo no harm.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I was surprised that Joey went after Nicole as much as he did. I suppose it\u2019s that natural fight-or-flight reflex or maybe just the way that Joey is. His comment about politicians and \u201call those dead bodies \u2013 sometimes literally\u201d was a bit of a low-blow.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Normally, this might be where everyone would call it a night, but nope — this foursome had not yet had enough. There was a moment of levity when the server walked over to the table to ask if anyone wanted or needed a drink and everyone<\/em> quickly ordered up another round.<\/p>\n\n\n\n![\"Vanessa,](\"https:\/\/danjkroll.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/260403-btg-02.png\")
Vanessa, Joey, Nicole, and Carlton’s double date wasn’t quite a good time. | Beyond the Gates | PHOTO: CBS\/Screenshot<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\nBut Wait! There’s More!<\/h5>\n\n\n\n
The double date was so enjoyably messy that it stretched into a second episode. If you worried that everyone would calm down, you were very much mistaken. Vanessa tried again to turn down the temperature by claiming that Joey was just being funny.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Carlton tried to turn the tables by mentioning the rumors of Joey\u2019s \u201cside businesses\u201d that don\u2019t show up on any tax returns. This was Carlton\u2019s \u201cKat moment.\u201d He thought he landed a good jab only to find out that he was about to be knocked out. Joey zinged back with a rumor of his own \u2013 that Carlton had slid into his \u201cbest friend\u2019s ex-wife\u2019s bed\u201d before the ink was dry on the divorce papers.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Even that <\/em>wasn\u2019t what brought the double date to an end. Joey got in one more snarky comment about Nicole being just like all the other \u201cself-righteous\u201d Duprees before Nicole had had it. \u201cVanessa, I love you,\u201d she said. \u201cBut I won\u2019t do this.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\nNow that I\u2019ve had time to think about it, I take back my comment about never wanting to go on a double date. I kind of want the Vanessa role, an eyewitness to all the drama without really having to engage.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Nicky With the New Hair<\/strong><\/h5>\n\n\n\nThings didn\u2019t get better for Carlton after<\/em> the date. I knew the minute he opened his mouth and insinuated that the reason Nicole was so worked up about Vanessa was because she was \u201cprojecting\u201d that his night was about to get even worse \u2013 and I didn\u2019t think that was possible.<\/p>\n\n\n\nCarlton did his best to explain himself \u2013 Nicole had endured a divorce, her mother\u2019s cancer diagnosis, and a host of other things in a short period of time. But it was a wrap the minute he said that Nicole had started to act \u201cout of character\u201d with her new hair and clothes.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I\u2019ve made it known that I think Carlton is a bit too cocky for my taste, but I really appreciated how he didn\u2019t leave with a hot-headed remark. He apologized for his \u201cclumsy and well-intended\u201d words and assured Nicole that he loved spending time with \u201cevery iteration\u201d of Nicole.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
There was a bit of a fake out there that got me good. Carlton took a long, long pause after dropping the word \u201clove.\u201d I thought he was going to admit that he loved Nicole. But, no. He simply loved spending time with her.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Beside, Behind, and Beyond The Gates: The Speed Round<\/h3>\n\n\n\n
Here are some of the thoughts and observations about other things happening on Beyond the Gates<\/em>.<\/p>\n\n\n\nLove Is a Four-letter Word<\/strong><\/h5>\n\n\n\nSpeaking of love, Ted got himself in a bit of trouble by using that four-letter word in conversation with Shanice. To be fair, Ted didn\u2019t say, \u201cI love you\u201d to Shanice. He was making a comment about what he loved about <\/em>her. To me, those are two totally different things \u2013 especially in 2020s vernacular. Please tell me if I am wrong.<\/p>\n\n\n\nI get that Shanice is worried that she will have yet another man break her heart by returning to his ex, but I need for her to get over that. It\u2019s a total buzzkill. It seems the more serious her relationship with Ted becomes the less fun it is to watch. I\u2019m not about to tell anyone what to do, but I think Shanice might want to talk to someone about her issues.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Family Tree Shake-up<\/h5>\n\n\n\n
As Eva was thanking Joey for all that he had done for Izaiah, a crazy thought crossed my mind. What if the reason that Elon treats Izaiah differently is because he is not Izaiah\u2019s biological father? It would be an earth-shaking twist if Joey was the black sheep of the Hawthorne family\u2019s dad.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I’ll Have What She’s Having<\/h5>\n\n\n\n
I would like to know what Lynette was doing at the Bowman Hotel to rack up a $15, 250.70 bill. Luckily, I have a DVR and was able to zoom in on the bill that got Hayley so shook. In addition to lodging and valet parking, Lynette indulged in a Botox facial for $1200, two one-hour massages at $350 a pop, a tea time service for $189.95, six \u201cdesigner dress\u201d purchases that totaled over $7100. There were a bunch of other charges, but if you take all of those non-lodging expenses off the bill, it would put the nightly rate for her room at under $700 \u2013 which is a steal at a five-star hotel in any major metropolitan area.<\/p>\n\n\n\n![\"Lynette](\"https:\/\/danjkroll.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/260403-btg-01.png\")
Lynette is living large at the Bowman Hotel on Bill and Hayley’s dime. | Beyond the Gates | PHOTO: CBS\/Screenshot<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\nI Won’t Have What She’s Having<\/h5>\n\n\n\n
While Nicole might not have liked what Carlton said about her acting out of character, she sort of proved him right by running straight from their fight into Kial’s bed. I’m not questioning Nicole’s love life, but I am wondering if she would approve of one of patients doing the same thing.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Friends and (Not) Lovers<\/h5>\n\n\n\n
Can exes truly be friends? Watching Dani and Bill be civil this week almost made me forget how crappily he treated her a little more than a year ago. That said, the chemistry between Karla Mosley (Dani Dupree) and Timon Kyle Durrett (Bill Hamilton) is so good. I like watching them be friends and I like watching them spar. While I am sure that they were happy in their marriage at one point, I think that chapter has closed and I don’t want to see them reunite.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Coming In Hot<\/h5>\n\n\n\n
It occurred to me this week that Deanna McBride has two settings: 100% and 200%. I don’t think we’ve seen her have a chill moment since she made her debut earlier this year. To be fair, she’s had very little to be chill about. When Deanna started yelling and Vanessa — in public, no less — I wondered if they’d have Vanessa holler back. She did and that felt very real, unlike some of granola and twigs parenting I’ve seen recently.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
It probably wasn’t the easiest conversation for Vanessa to have with Deanna and Donnell, but it was a little troubling to hear Vanessa lie about when she started having sexytimes with Joey. The truth will eventually come out and, this being a soap, it will more than likely happen only after Vanessa and Deanna get back on good terms. That, of course, means mom and daughter will once again be at odds. And Donnell might not be thrilled that his mother lied, either.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Bringing Sexy Back<\/h5>\n\n\n\n
I know that I shouldn\u2019t really go scrolling through social media, but I was bored while on hold one day this week and I came across a salacious thread that claimed an actor on another soap was refusing to do any sort of love scenes or kissing because it was against their morals.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I have no idea whether it\u2019s true or not \u2013 and that really doesn\u2019t matter for the purpose of this column or anyone else\u2019s everyday life. What it did do, though, was make me realize that Beyond the Gates<\/em> has been incredibly spicy without being overtly sexual. Yes, there have been some sexy moments \u2013 like Carlton hoisting Nicole into the air to make love to her against the wall \u2013 but there are other moments that seem spicier than they are because they rely on our imagination. For example, this week we saw Dani standing over Andre and dropping her undergarments. What we saw was the back of Dani\u2019s legs and said panties hitting the ground. It was surprisingly provocative in today’s daytime environment.<\/p>\n\n\n\nBTG: Behind the Graphic<\/h5>\n\n\n\n
If you are wondering what the heck this week’s header image is all about, you’re in luck. I know the guy who created the graphic so I was able to get some answers. And yes, “the guy” is me.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The $20 burger is what Ted passed up eating so that he could sample Shanice’s homemade power bars. The $0 drink is and a nod to the free drinks Kat and Chelsea score by flirting with bartenders. The pricey hotel is the current tab Lynette has racked up. And the “half off” pants are a wink to Dani feeling up her husband.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Quick Takes<\/h5>\n\n\n\n
It’s a really small detail, but I liked that Beyond the Gates <\/em>filmed Grayson and Jacob’s drop in an actual stairwell. It felt more real than a constructed set. Plus, it allowed for some fun camera angles of DracLia (This was a working nickname for Lia, but I like it so much that I think I am making it permanent.) spying on Grayson.<\/p>\n\n\n\nTed sure does keep some strange company. The woman he is dating is afraid of birds and his best friend and business partner is afraid of rabbits.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
This week that weird space adjacent to the coffeeshop was given a name. It’s “The Atrium.” I still have no idea what the space actually is.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I loved Dani’s rapid-fire trip down Saturday morning cartoon memory lane.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I chuckled inappropriately when Vanessa said that she wished Deanna could see the parts of Joey that only she sees. Um, no ma’am… you do not.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
It’s fun that Anita’s EGOT status makes it so easy for the Beyond the Gates<\/em> team to have celebrities drop on by Fairmont Crest. I thought this week’s special guest was going to be Jill Scott, since Dani made a reference to “Jilly From Philly” the other week. But Jennifer Holliday is always welcome on my screen.<\/p>\n\n\n\nBeyond the Gates: Lines of the Week<\/h4>\n\n\n\n
The Beyond the Gates<\/em> writing team seems to be having a little too much fun. Here are some of the lines of dialogue that tickled my funny bone or that I found memorable over the past week (and haven’t already mentioned in this column).<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\n\n\n\n\u201cPants are just sleeves for the legs.\u201d<\/strong>
What Dani purred when she was claiming to see what tricks Andre had up his sleeves.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n
\n\n\n\n\u201cWe flirt with bartenders for free drinks… and we’re rich.\u201d<\/strong>
Kat defending why Tomas was flirting with Lynette.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n
\n\n\n\n\u201cThat might be true on planet Pluto.\u201d<\/strong>
Joey<\/em>‘s response when Hayley said she and Bill don’t keep any secrets from each other.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\n\n\n\n\u201cLove is messy and contradictory and full of all kinds of emotions that don’t add up.\u201d<\/strong>
Kat’s attempt to explain Vanessa and Joey’s relationship to Donnell.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n
\n\n\n\n\u201cFrequent filler miles.\u201d<\/strong>
Joey’s term for people who go to the plastic surgeon’s office on a regular basis.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n
\n\n\n\n\u201cI am telling you, I’m comin’!\u201d<\/strong>
Jennifer Holliday’s playful twist on her best-known song<\/em> when Vernon invited her to Fairmont Crest.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\n\n\n\n\u201cBill ‘Mister Lies and Alibis’ Hamilton.\u201d<\/strong>
Kat gives Bill a new nickname.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n
\n\n\n\n\u201cBill ‘Mister Lies and Alibis’ Hamilton.\u201d<\/strong>
Kat gives Bill a new nickname.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\nGatecrashers: Reader and Viewer Feedback<\/h4>\n\n\n\n
I love interacting with other Beyond the Gates fans. So I thought I\u2019d create a section to share some of the comments I\u2019ve received on my columns and social media posts. If you\u2019d like to see your comments shared here, you can scroll down to the Comments section below this column and post away. You can also chat with me on Bluesky<\/strong><\/a>, Instagram<\/strong><\/a>, Threads<\/strong><\/a>, Facebook<\/strong><\/a>, and\/or TwitterX<\/strong><\/a>.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\nLynette continues to make an impression on viewers. And bad news for Hayley — a lot of viewers want to see Lynette win!<\/p>\n\n\n\n![\"\"](\"https:\/\/danjkroll.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/image-2.png\")
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<\/figure>\n\n\n\nVanessa’s partial truth-telling raised some eyebrows for others, too. Funny note. When I first read the response, I mistook OG as Olive Garden and wondered when Vanessa and her kids were seated for unlimited breadsticks!<\/em> <\/p>\n\n\n\n![\"\"](\"https:\/\/danjkroll.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/image-3.png\")
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Follow my Random Acts of Dan<\/h5>\n\n\n\n
That’s all I have for this week’s My View From Beyond the Gates column. Thank you for reading and, as always, please feel free to share your thoughts on my column or Beyond the Gates<\/em> in the Comments section below.<\/p>\n\n\n\nIf you’ve enjoyed my column this week and want to see what I have written about Beyond the Gates<\/em> in previous weeks, you can check those out in the My View From Beyond the Gates<\/a><\/strong> archive.<\/p>\n\n\n\nHave a penchant for gardening, interior design, or fixing up old houses? Check out my Manor Makeover series<\/a><\/strong> where I write about all of the things I’ve been up to here at Kroll Manor in Allentown, PA, over the past decade.<\/p>\n\n\n\nTo keep up with all of the shenanigans I engage in on social media, please consider giving my a follow on Bluesky<\/strong><\/a>, Instagram<\/strong><\/a>, Threads<\/strong><\/a>, Facebook<\/strong><\/a>, and TwitterX<\/strong><\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\nLife outside the gates<\/h5>\n\n\n\n
Two of my former Two Scoops columnists from Soap Central, Liz Masters and Tamilu, have joined me here on my personal web site — and they are still<\/em><\/strong> writing about General Hospital<\/em>. Liz is on deck with week with a new column called, <\/a><\/a>Evil Twins and Deadly Twists<\/a><\/strong>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
On social media this week, several people posted an image of the iconic Soap Opera Weekly<\/em> cover promoting the \u201cWho Killed Will?\u201d murder mystery on All My Children<\/em>. Gone are the days of buying a soap magazine in the checkout line of the supermarket, but that doesn\u2019t mean that I can\u2019t imagine what might have been.<\/p>\n\n\n\n If you\u2019ve read my column over the past month, you\u2019ll know that I\u2019ve suggested that the stage had been perfectly set for a \u201cWho Killed (or Tried to Kill) Leslie Thomas?\u201d mystery. While I still think that would be a lot of fun, I don\u2019t see that happening right now. I don\u2019t think the show would kill off Hayley either, but there is certainly a growing list of suspects.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Instead of focusing on unaliving anyone, maybe we can have a \u201cWho Exposes Hayley\u2019s Lies?\u201d mystery instead. In spite of her being a bad seed, I enjoy watching Marquita Goings\u2019 work as Hayley. And now, I am loving watching nearly everyone become suspicious of her.<\/p>\n\n\n\n I still find it surprising that Tomas was the one to get the ball rolling with putting the Hayley\/Lynette relationship under a microscope. Tomas must be a fairly decent attorney to have been promoted to Junior Partner at Bill\u2019s law firm. Yes, that did happen after Tomas caught Bill and Dani smooching, but Tomas was in the running even before that.<\/p>\n\n\n\n I can\u2019t believe I\u2019m saying it, but I actually feel bad that Tomas\u2019 livelihood is being threatened. Tomas is still very ick. I don\u2019t forgive his rationale that sleeping with Eva was okay because he and Kat had broken up 30 seconds earlier. But the issue with Hayley is about his job. He is being punished for actually <\/em>doing his job.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Though it\u2019s possible he overshared, Tomas has now roped Kat into this Lynette\/Hayley matter. It was funny to see Kat sidle up to Lynette and try to pump her for information. Kat goes into every life situation thinking she can conquer it. That\u2019s not necessarily a bad thing, but she also has no idea when she is overmatched. We saw that in her recent square-off with LSD (That\u2019s Leslie\/Sherry\/Dana for newer readers), and we saw it again when she tried to outplay Lynette.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Kat is a very determined young woman. I don\u2019t think she\u2019s going to give up on probing Hayley and Lynette\u2019s connection. Unlike her involvement in the \u201cred market\u201d blood and plasma theft, I don\u2019t think Kat is any kind of danger here. Yes, Hayley is actively trying to off Bill, but I don\u2019t see her trying to do the same to Kat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Thanks to Kat\u2019s persistence, Bill is now starting to get a little suspicious of Hayley, too. Kat and Bill are a lot alike. Both are headstrong, determined, and a touch arrogant. We\u2019ve all been wondering for months if Bill had any inkling that Hayley was up to no good. In fact, I took a poll on Twitter\/X and nearly 75% of the respondents felt that Bill was just a big, clueless dummy.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Obviously, something that Kat said struck a nerve and made Bill look past Hayley\u2019s \u201chourglass and that wiggle.\u201d Or maybe it was that $15,250.70 hotel charge that Lynette racked up. Or it could have been a combination of all the things that, when combined, made a lot of sense. Now, Bill has sought out Joey Armstrong to enlist his help in figuring out the truth.<\/p>\n\n\n\n It didn\u2019t take Joey long to drop a bombshell on Hayley: he knew that she wasn\u2019t really mugged. At this point, I think that is more of an educated guess on Joey\u2019s part. Obviously, we know he\u2019s right, but I think he was more trying to call Hayley\u2019s bluff. Hayley remained mostly nonplussed, but the way that she responded will undoubtedly get Joey digging even deeper.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Right now, Randy is the weak link. Will he crack if Joey starts asking questions about Hayley? I think Joey still believes that Randy and Hayley are lovers. If Joey threatens to tell Bill about the not-really-happening affair, will Randy fess up and admit that he and Hayley are cousins? And what more could Randy say? If I had to guess, I\u2019d say that Randy would more than likely turn on Lynette. Blood is, as they say, thicker than water.<\/p>\n\n\n\n The wild card in that scenario is that we don\u2019t know what Lynette is capable of. Now that she\u2019s made it clear that she doesn\u2019t believe that Hayley loves Bill all bets are off. Lynette is demanding a cut of the grift, but I\u2019m not sure what Lynette\u2019s leverage is.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Lynnette could blab that the mugging was staged. I think Hayley could easily turn that around on Lynette by saying that Lynette came up with the idea and forced her to go along with. Why? Maybe because Lynette wanted to experience some of the good like that her old pal Val had found. I suppose Lynette could expose Hayley\u2019s past as a scammer, but Hayley could bat her eyes and gush that Bill \u2013 or her love for him — reformed her.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Naomi doesn\u2019t believe that Hayley is reformed. I\u2019d say that Naomi is the one who knows Hayley best, but since she has no idea that Hayley is and was a con artist\u2026 that might not be true. Nevertheless, Naomi is also sticking it to her former bestie. It was interesting how Naomi focused on the sexual harassment allegations that Hayley had leveled against Tomas. It made sense since Naomi once, albeit briefly, represented a group of women who sued her father\u2019s law firm for sexual harassment. The trial that never materialized was ranked as one of my Worst Storylines on Beyond the Gates in 2025<\/strong><\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Hayley did make a valid point: Tomas might not have been a creep back then, but that didn\u2019t mean that he wasn\u2019t lecherous now. Naomi, like her dad, is a little slow to pick up on the clues, but I don’t expect her to stop watching Hayley’s every move. <\/p>\n\n\n\n Remind me never, ever to go on a double date. With anyone. For any reason.<\/p>\n\n\n\n I don\u2019t think there is a Beyond the Gates<\/em> viewer out there that thought the Vanessa\/Joey and Nicole\/Carlton double date was going to go smoothly. But I don\u2019t know if anyone thought that the double date would go so<\/em> wrong so<\/em> fast. Because this column is a full-service editorial, I took the liberty of timing things. It took only 18.83 seconds for things to fall apart.<\/p>\n\n\n\n And if I can share a dirty little secret\u2026 I loved every moment of it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n We\u2019ve known for some time that Joey\u2019s mother died while undergoing plastic surgery. What I don\u2019t think we knew was that Joey still harbored a grudge against every and all plastic surgeons. The first sign that the date wasn\u2019t going to be a friendly chat over pub food was Joey asking, \u201cEveryone survive?\u201d when Carlton mentioned that he\u2019d been in surgery all day.<\/p>\n\n\n\n While I was a bit shocked by the remark, it seemed very Joey, and I thought nothing more of it. Less than 30 seconds later, Carlton had apologized to Joey for Joey’s loss. Nicole, too. But seconds later \u2013 7.26 if you\u2019re keeping tabs of such things \u2013 Joey blasted the plastic surgery industry as \u201cpredatory\u201d and the doctors in the field as \u201cparasites.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n Vanessa tried to defuse the situation but it didn\u2019t help. Surprisingly, Carlton also tried to change the tone of the conversation. He agreed that \u201cillegitimate, unqualified hacks parading around as plastic surgeons\u201d also ticked him off. Joey fired back that calling someone a \u201clegit plastic surgeon\u201d was an oxymoron on par with the term \u201cjumbo shrimp.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n Normally, this might be where everyone would call it a night, but this foursome was just getting started.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Vanessa really, really wanted to talk about the weather. Hell, at that point politics might have been a less stressful topic. Joey continued on, claiming that no one needed liposuction or tummy tucks. He cut Carlton off before he could mention all of the non-elective surgeries that he performed. That reminded me of an episode of Seinfeld<\/em> where Jerry called the dermatologist he was dating a \u201cpimple popper.\u201d She then reminded him that dermatologists also screen and treat skin cancer.<\/p>\n\n\n\n The blame game or shade parade or whatever you want to call it was not one-way. As Joey lashed out at an industry that fueled addiction, Nicole fired back that it was rich for Joey \u2013 the operator of a casino \u2013 to talk about the dangers of addiction. The unflappable Joey responded that, unlike both Nicole and Carlton, he had not taken a vow to \u201cdo no harm.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n I was surprised that Joey went after Nicole as much as he did. I suppose it\u2019s that natural fight-or-flight reflex or maybe just the way that Joey is. His comment about politicians and \u201call those dead bodies \u2013 sometimes literally\u201d was a bit of a low-blow.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Normally, this might be where everyone would call it a night, but nope — this foursome had not yet had enough. There was a moment of levity when the server walked over to the table to ask if anyone wanted or needed a drink and everyone<\/em> quickly ordered up another round.<\/p>\n\n\n\n The double date was so enjoyably messy that it stretched into a second episode. If you worried that everyone would calm down, you were very much mistaken. Vanessa tried again to turn down the temperature by claiming that Joey was just being funny.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Carlton tried to turn the tables by mentioning the rumors of Joey\u2019s \u201cside businesses\u201d that don\u2019t show up on any tax returns. This was Carlton\u2019s \u201cKat moment.\u201d He thought he landed a good jab only to find out that he was about to be knocked out. Joey zinged back with a rumor of his own \u2013 that Carlton had slid into his \u201cbest friend\u2019s ex-wife\u2019s bed\u201d before the ink was dry on the divorce papers.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Even that <\/em>wasn\u2019t what brought the double date to an end. Joey got in one more snarky comment about Nicole being just like all the other \u201cself-righteous\u201d Duprees before Nicole had had it. \u201cVanessa, I love you,\u201d she said. \u201cBut I won\u2019t do this.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n Now that I\u2019ve had time to think about it, I take back my comment about never wanting to go on a double date. I kind of want the Vanessa role, an eyewitness to all the drama without really having to engage.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Things didn\u2019t get better for Carlton after<\/em> the date. I knew the minute he opened his mouth and insinuated that the reason Nicole was so worked up about Vanessa was because she was \u201cprojecting\u201d that his night was about to get even worse \u2013 and I didn\u2019t think that was possible.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Carlton did his best to explain himself \u2013 Nicole had endured a divorce, her mother\u2019s cancer diagnosis, and a host of other things in a short period of time. But it was a wrap the minute he said that Nicole had started to act \u201cout of character\u201d with her new hair and clothes.<\/p>\n\n\n\n I\u2019ve made it known that I think Carlton is a bit too cocky for my taste, but I really appreciated how he didn\u2019t leave with a hot-headed remark. He apologized for his \u201cclumsy and well-intended\u201d words and assured Nicole that he loved spending time with \u201cevery iteration\u201d of Nicole.<\/p>\n\n\n\n There was a bit of a fake out there that got me good. Carlton took a long, long pause after dropping the word \u201clove.\u201d I thought he was going to admit that he loved Nicole. But, no. He simply loved spending time with her.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Here are some of the thoughts and observations about other things happening on Beyond the Gates<\/em>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Speaking of love, Ted got himself in a bit of trouble by using that four-letter word in conversation with Shanice. To be fair, Ted didn\u2019t say, \u201cI love you\u201d to Shanice. He was making a comment about what he loved about <\/em>her. To me, those are two totally different things \u2013 especially in 2020s vernacular. Please tell me if I am wrong.<\/p>\n\n\n\n I get that Shanice is worried that she will have yet another man break her heart by returning to his ex, but I need for her to get over that. It\u2019s a total buzzkill. It seems the more serious her relationship with Ted becomes the less fun it is to watch. I\u2019m not about to tell anyone what to do, but I think Shanice might want to talk to someone about her issues.<\/p>\n\n\n\n As Eva was thanking Joey for all that he had done for Izaiah, a crazy thought crossed my mind. What if the reason that Elon treats Izaiah differently is because he is not Izaiah\u2019s biological father? It would be an earth-shaking twist if Joey was the black sheep of the Hawthorne family\u2019s dad.<\/p>\n\n\n\n I would like to know what Lynette was doing at the Bowman Hotel to rack up a $15, 250.70 bill. Luckily, I have a DVR and was able to zoom in on the bill that got Hayley so shook. In addition to lodging and valet parking, Lynette indulged in a Botox facial for $1200, two one-hour massages at $350 a pop, a tea time service for $189.95, six \u201cdesigner dress\u201d purchases that totaled over $7100. There were a bunch of other charges, but if you take all of those non-lodging expenses off the bill, it would put the nightly rate for her room at under $700 \u2013 which is a steal at a five-star hotel in any major metropolitan area.<\/p>\n\n\n\n While Nicole might not have liked what Carlton said about her acting out of character, she sort of proved him right by running straight from their fight into Kial’s bed. I’m not questioning Nicole’s love life, but I am wondering if she would approve of one of patients doing the same thing.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Can exes truly be friends? Watching Dani and Bill be civil this week almost made me forget how crappily he treated her a little more than a year ago. That said, the chemistry between Karla Mosley (Dani Dupree) and Timon Kyle Durrett (Bill Hamilton) is so good. I like watching them be friends and I like watching them spar. While I am sure that they were happy in their marriage at one point, I think that chapter has closed and I don’t want to see them reunite.<\/p>\n\n\n\n It occurred to me this week that Deanna McBride has two settings: 100% and 200%. I don’t think we’ve seen her have a chill moment since she made her debut earlier this year. To be fair, she’s had very little to be chill about. When Deanna started yelling and Vanessa — in public, no less — I wondered if they’d have Vanessa holler back. She did and that felt very real, unlike some of granola and twigs parenting I’ve seen recently.<\/p>\n\n\n\n It probably wasn’t the easiest conversation for Vanessa to have with Deanna and Donnell, but it was a little troubling to hear Vanessa lie about when she started having sexytimes with Joey. The truth will eventually come out and, this being a soap, it will more than likely happen only after Vanessa and Deanna get back on good terms. That, of course, means mom and daughter will once again be at odds. And Donnell might not be thrilled that his mother lied, either.<\/p>\n\n\n\n I know that I shouldn\u2019t really go scrolling through social media, but I was bored while on hold one day this week and I came across a salacious thread that claimed an actor on another soap was refusing to do any sort of love scenes or kissing because it was against their morals.<\/p>\n\n\n\n I have no idea whether it\u2019s true or not \u2013 and that really doesn\u2019t matter for the purpose of this column or anyone else\u2019s everyday life. What it did do, though, was make me realize that Beyond the Gates<\/em> has been incredibly spicy without being overtly sexual. Yes, there have been some sexy moments \u2013 like Carlton hoisting Nicole into the air to make love to her against the wall \u2013 but there are other moments that seem spicier than they are because they rely on our imagination. For example, this week we saw Dani standing over Andre and dropping her undergarments. What we saw was the back of Dani\u2019s legs and said panties hitting the ground. It was surprisingly provocative in today’s daytime environment.<\/p>\n\n\n\n If you are wondering what the heck this week’s header image is all about, you’re in luck. I know the guy who created the graphic so I was able to get some answers. And yes, “the guy” is me.<\/p>\n\n\n\n The $20 burger is what Ted passed up eating so that he could sample Shanice’s homemade power bars. The $0 drink is and a nod to the free drinks Kat and Chelsea score by flirting with bartenders. The pricey hotel is the current tab Lynette has racked up. And the “half off” pants are a wink to Dani feeling up her husband.<\/p>\n\n\n\n It’s a really small detail, but I liked that Beyond the Gates <\/em>filmed Grayson and Jacob’s drop in an actual stairwell. It felt more real than a constructed set. Plus, it allowed for some fun camera angles of DracLia (This was a working nickname for Lia, but I like it so much that I think I am making it permanent.) spying on Grayson.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Ted sure does keep some strange company. The woman he is dating is afraid of birds and his best friend and business partner is afraid of rabbits.<\/p>\n\n\n\n This week that weird space adjacent to the coffeeshop was given a name. It’s “The Atrium.” I still have no idea what the space actually is.<\/p>\n\n\n\n I loved Dani’s rapid-fire trip down Saturday morning cartoon memory lane.<\/p>\n\n\n\n I chuckled inappropriately when Vanessa said that she wished Deanna could see the parts of Joey that only she sees. Um, no ma’am… you do not.<\/p>\n\n\n\n It’s fun that Anita’s EGOT status makes it so easy for the Beyond the Gates<\/em> team to have celebrities drop on by Fairmont Crest. I thought this week’s special guest was going to be Jill Scott, since Dani made a reference to “Jilly From Philly” the other week. But Jennifer Holliday is always welcome on my screen.<\/p>\n\n\n\n The Beyond the Gates<\/em> writing team seems to be having a little too much fun. Here are some of the lines of dialogue that tickled my funny bone or that I found memorable over the past week (and haven’t already mentioned in this column).<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cPants are just sleeves for the legs.\u201d<\/strong> \u201cWe flirt with bartenders for free drinks… and we’re rich.\u201d<\/strong> \u201cThat might be true on planet Pluto.\u201d<\/strong> \u201cLove is messy and contradictory and full of all kinds of emotions that don’t add up.\u201d<\/strong> \u201cFrequent filler miles.\u201d<\/strong> \u201cI am telling you, I’m comin’!\u201d<\/strong> \u201cBill ‘Mister Lies and Alibis’ Hamilton.\u201d<\/strong> \u201cBill ‘Mister Lies and Alibis’ Hamilton.\u201d<\/strong> I love interacting with other Beyond the Gates fans. So I thought I\u2019d create a section to share some of the comments I\u2019ve received on my columns and social media posts. If you\u2019d like to see your comments shared here, you can scroll down to the Comments section below this column and post away. You can also chat with me on Bluesky<\/strong><\/a>, Instagram<\/strong><\/a>, Threads<\/strong><\/a>, Facebook<\/strong><\/a>, and\/or TwitterX<\/strong><\/a>.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n Lynette continues to make an impression on viewers. And bad news for Hayley — a lot of viewers want to see Lynette win!<\/p>\n\n\n\n Vanessa’s partial truth-telling raised some eyebrows for others, too. Funny note. When I first read the response, I mistook OG as Olive Garden and wondered when Vanessa and her kids were seated for unlimited breadsticks!<\/em> <\/p>\n\n\n\n <\/p>\n\n\n\n That’s all I have for this week’s My View From Beyond the Gates column. Thank you for reading and, as always, please feel free to share your thoughts on my column or Beyond the Gates<\/em> in the Comments section below.<\/p>\n\n\n\n If you’ve enjoyed my column this week and want to see what I have written about Beyond the Gates<\/em> in previous weeks, you can check those out in the My View From Beyond the Gates<\/a><\/strong> archive.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Have a penchant for gardening, interior design, or fixing up old houses? Check out my Manor Makeover series<\/a><\/strong> where I write about all of the things I’ve been up to here at Kroll Manor in Allentown, PA, over the past decade.<\/p>\n\n\n\n To keep up with all of the shenanigans I engage in on social media, please consider giving my a follow on Bluesky<\/strong><\/a>, Instagram<\/strong><\/a>, Threads<\/strong><\/a>, Facebook<\/strong><\/a>, and TwitterX<\/strong><\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Two of my former Two Scoops columnists from Soap Central, Liz Masters and Tamilu, have joined me here on my personal web site — and they are still<\/em><\/strong> writing about General Hospital<\/em>. Liz is on deck with week with a new column called, <\/a><\/a>Evil Twins and Deadly Twists<\/a><\/strong>.<\/p>\n\n\n\nTomas to the Rescue?<\/strong><\/h5>\n\n\n\n
Katlock Is On the Case<\/strong><\/h5>\n\n\n\n
Exhibit B(ill)<\/strong><\/h5>\n\n\n\n
Are All Bets on Joey?<\/strong><\/h5>\n\n\n\n
(Lynette) Wise Guy<\/strong><\/h5>\n\n\n\n
My BFF is A Homewrecking Con Artist<\/strong><\/h5>\n\n\n\n
I\u2019ve Had Better Nights\u2026<\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\n
\u2026 But the Martinis Were Perfect<\/strong><\/h5>\n\n\n\n
But Wait! There’s More!<\/h5>\n\n\n\n
Nicky With the New Hair<\/strong><\/h5>\n\n\n\n
Beside, Behind, and Beyond The Gates: The Speed Round<\/h3>\n\n\n\n
Love Is a Four-letter Word<\/strong><\/h5>\n\n\n\n
Family Tree Shake-up<\/h5>\n\n\n\n
I’ll Have What She’s Having<\/h5>\n\n\n\n
I Won’t Have What She’s Having<\/h5>\n\n\n\n
Friends and (Not) Lovers<\/h5>\n\n\n\n
Coming In Hot<\/h5>\n\n\n\n
Bringing Sexy Back<\/h5>\n\n\n\n
BTG: Behind the Graphic<\/h5>\n\n\n\n
Quick Takes<\/h5>\n\n\n\n
Beyond the Gates: Lines of the Week<\/h4>\n\n\n\n
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What Dani purred when she was claiming to see what tricks Andre had up his sleeves.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Kat defending why Tomas was flirting with Lynette.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Joey<\/em>‘s response when Hayley said she and Bill don’t keep any secrets from each other.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Kat’s attempt to explain Vanessa and Joey’s relationship to Donnell.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Joey’s term for people who go to the plastic surgeon’s office on a regular basis.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Jennifer Holliday’s playful twist on her best-known song<\/em> when Vernon invited her to Fairmont Crest.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Kat gives Bill a new nickname.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n
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