{"id":2810,"date":"2025-07-12T11:50:44","date_gmt":"2025-07-12T15:50:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/danjkroll.com\/blog\/?p=2810"},"modified":"2025-07-12T16:41:52","modified_gmt":"2025-07-12T20:41:52","slug":"my-view-from-beyond-the-gates-you-are-a-whole-wrecking-ball","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/danjkroll.com\/blog\/my-view-from-beyond-the-gates-you-are-a-whole-wrecking-ball\/","title":{"rendered":"My View From Beyond the Gates: You are a whole wrecking ball"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<h5 class=\"wp-block-heading has-pale-cyan-blue-background-color has-background\" id=\"h-after-a-week-of-repeat-episodes-beyond-the-gates-came-back-in-like-a-wrecking-ball-bandaged-faces-strangled-necks-concussions-and-bruised-egos-greeted-the-residents-of-fairmont-crest-swing-on-in-for-my-view-from-beyond-the-gates-a-commentary-for-the-week-ending-july-11-2025\">After a week of repeat episodes, <em>Beyond the Gates<\/em> came back in like a wrecking ball. Bandaged faces, strangled necks, concussions, and bruised egos greeted the residents of Fairmont Crest. Swing on in for My View From Beyond the Gates, a commentary for the week ending July 11, 2025.<\/h5>\n\n\n\n<p>We haven\u2019t been given an official statement about why <em>Beyond The<\/em> Gates aired repeats the entire week of July 4<sup>th<\/sup>, but I think we can step back from the ledge and agree that it was probably a really smart decision.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>When holidays fall on a day that might make people take long holidays, viewership is typically down. And with the insanely awesome week of shows we\u2019ve gotten this past week, it would have been criminal to air them during a week when people weren\u2019t around to see them.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>As I\u2019ve said in the past, both here in this column and in previous content that I\u2019ve written over the past 30+ years, the key to telling good soap opera story is to not have any storyline be its own little island. Soaps are at their best when stories bleed together, when characters from all corners of the canvas get to interact.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I remember many moons ago when I was doing a Red Carpet interview with an actress from a soap that is no longer on the air. We\u2019d spoken about the storyline that earned her a Daytime Emmy nomination and she stood silent before me for a few moments as she realized that her scene partner had been with their show for about a decade \u2013 and her nominated material was the first time that she and that scene partner had ever appeared together (other than in party scenes when the entire cast was present).<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading has-pale-pink-background-color has-background\" id=\"h-you-can-stand-under-my-umbrella-storyline\">You can stand under my umbrella storyline<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p>This is something that <em>Beyond the Gates<\/em> has not had a problem with. Let\u2019s take the Martin storyline as a quick example [<strong><em>EDIT<\/em><\/strong><em>: After writing this section, I will admit that this section is not a \u201cquick\u201d anything<\/em>.]. Not only does the story seem to involve more than half of the canvas, but it also has now infiltrated several of the show\u2019s other storylines.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>What started out as an innocent affair\u2026 I am not sure that I\u2019ve ever written those words in that order in the squillion years that I\u2019ve been covering soaps. Anyway, let me get back to my point. We watched Vanessa have extracurricular fun with Diego at the country club and, eventually, Joey Armstrong. Then the Joey\/Vanessa romp took a left turn because of Doug\u2019s gambling debt.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Now, Vanessa has gotten caught up in Joey\u2019s other business dealings by demanding that he not kill Randy. Randy\u2019s life, of course, was in jeopardy because he\u2019d been asked to neutralize that threat that KKKenneth posed to Martin, his family, and everyone else tangled up in whatever happened on the night in question.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h4 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"h-feeling-a-little-randy\"><strong>Feeling a little Randy<\/strong><\/h4>\n\n\n\n<p>What\u2019s with Randy\u2019s sudden change? Yes, Randy has bucked Joey in the past when it came to Doug\u2019s gambling\u2026 but that was, at least as far as I can tell, only because Randy and Doug have known each other since they were children. There has been no other indication that Randy has ever gone against what Joey has asked of him. That\u2019s what makes the situation with Kenneth all the stranger.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>How is it that Randy wasn\u2019t able to \u201ctake care\u201d of Kenneth? From the look of it, Kenneth only suffered a graze wound to the side of his face. That didn\u2019t stop Kenneth from sporting an oversized bandage on the side of his face\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Based on Randy\u2019s stated fears of going to jail, it almost seemed like this was the first time that Joey has asked Randy to kill someone. Or maybe it\u2019s just the first time since Randy became a father.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Let\u2019s just go with the theory that Randy was a newbie to the world of offing people. Perhaps he couldn\u2019t tell that Kenneth wasn\u2019t dead. That still doesn\u2019t explain why he\u2019d taken $10,000 out of the payoff money <em>and<\/em> booked it to the international terminal at the airport. Something just doesn\u2019t add up.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Did Randy really believe that KKKenneth was dead and he was simply freaking out about it? If he was worried that he\u2019d get caught and sent to prison (or that Joey wouldn\u2019t protect him), that might offer a plausible explanation for Randy\u2019s odd behavior.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Could Randy be working with someone to try to take down Joey\u2019s mobbish enterprise? If he was working with the Feds, I would hope that the Feds would be able to make Randy disappear into witness protection without him needing to buy his own ticket. Of course, in an era of government cutbacks, maybe informants have to figure out how to make themselves disappear.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h4 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"h-love-taught-me-who-was-the-boss\"><strong>Love taught me who was the boss<\/strong><\/h4>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"alignright size-large is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"538\" src=\"https:\/\/danjkroll.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/250712-btg-03-1024x538.jpg\" alt=\"Vanessa (Lauren Buglioli) stands up to Joey Armstrong (Jon Lindstrom)\" class=\"wp-image-2815\" style=\"width:484px;height:auto\" srcset=\"https:\/\/danjkroll.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/250712-btg-03-1024x538.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/danjkroll.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/250712-btg-03-300x158.jpg 300w, https:\/\/danjkroll.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/250712-btg-03-768x403.jpg 768w, https:\/\/danjkroll.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/250712-btg-03.jpg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Vanessa (Lauren Buglioli) stands up to Joey Armstrong (Jon Lindstrom) | Screenshot\/CBS<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p>Circling back to Vanessa. I think we need to start calling her Boss Lady V. I can\u2019t be the only one that saw Vanessa as a cutesy, sex-crazed, vapid blonde who was largely dabbling in real estate for run. That\u2019s how she was painted for at least the first few months of the show&#8217;s run.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>We got our first hint that there was more to Vanessa when she and Doug spoke openly about their troubled marriage. Vanessa\u2019s sexcapades are a way for her to fill the hole (Stop that right now, you naughty little minx!) left by the departure of their kids and the evaporation of the closeness and intimacy that she once shared with her husband.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Furthermore, Vanessa showed that she was more than just a pretty face when she negotiated the terms of a working relationship with Joey. She quite literally made Joey an offer he couldn\u2019t refuse. Yes, she sealed the deal with a little poker table poke, but, hey, we all celebrate wins in our own way.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>More recently, Vanessa&#8217;s testicular fortitude was on full display when she refused to back down from her demand that Joey not have Randy killed. Vanessa is probably 5\u20195\u201d in heels, but she towered over the conversation as if she were an NBA player. I don\u2019t know if Vanessa would ever leave Doug for Joey, but she definitely has some juicy content on her audition reel for the role of Mother Mobster.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Lauren Buglioli (Vanessa) has really been a joy to watch. She gives the character layers and depth that exist beyond the printed words of a script. Whereas the fictional Vanessa showed Joey the dangers of underestimating her, the real-life Buglioli has done the same to me.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h4 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"h-what-s-the-frequency-kenneth\"><strong>What\u2019s the frequency, Kenneth?<\/strong><\/h4>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"alignright size-large is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"538\" src=\"https:\/\/danjkroll.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/250712-btg-04-1024x538.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2819\" style=\"width:461px;height:auto\" srcset=\"https:\/\/danjkroll.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/250712-btg-04-1024x538.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/danjkroll.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/250712-btg-04-300x158.jpg 300w, https:\/\/danjkroll.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/250712-btg-04-768x403.jpg 768w, https:\/\/danjkroll.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/250712-btg-04.jpg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p>It is an understatement to say that I was shocked when Martin returned home and found Tyrell playing chess with a not-dead Kenneth \u2013 who I assume plays only with the white pieces. I was convinced it was going to be another one of Martin\u2019s hallucinations, but nope: KKKenneth was there in living color. &nbsp;It was absolutely terrifying.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>What was once a mystery about what happened that night has turned into <em>I Know What You Did Last Summer<\/em>. Or <em>I Know What You Did Two Summers Ago. <\/em>Since we don\u2019t know all of the details about exactly <em>what<\/em> happened, it\u2019s tough to say whether or not Kenneth would really harm Martin\u2019s kids. I\u2019d prefer to err on the side of caution and assume that he would.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Martin sleeping with a baseball bat by his side was not overreacting, but the most important people in his life \u2013 Smitty, Tyrell, and Samantha \u2013 don\u2019t know that. By offering only a vague \u201cI\u2019m an important Congressman!\u201d excuse, Martin is running the risk that his kids won\u2019t fully appreciate the danger that they\u2019re all facing. Who\u2019s to say that Tyrell won\u2019t sneak out for a chess game with his \u201cfriend\u201d from the Internet? And of course, we already saw Samantha talking to a stranger in the park despite having told her pop she knew all about &#8220;stranger danger.&#8221; <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>And that doesn\u2019t even address the danger that Martin poses. He could have very easily woken up from his nightmare swinging the baseball bat and done some serious harm to someone. He also nearly mugged the Kenneth look-alike worked as a server at the country club.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading has-pale-pink-background-color has-background\" id=\"h-single-estranged-white-black-female\"><s>Single<\/s> Estranged <s>White<\/s> Black Female<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p>Speaking of stranger danger, let\u2019s talk about Allison. Let\u2019s just say that I don\u2019t let my pet bunny in the room when that woman is on my television screen. I don\u2019t know what the Threat Level above \u201cDelulu\u201d is, but Allison is definitely in that category.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Were the sexytimes so good that Chelsea turned this woman out? Is Allison just obsessing over Chelsea because Craig kicked his lady to the curb? Did Allison figure out that Chelsea is kind of a big deal (or a BFD, in Chelsea speak) and become a star intercourser? I don\u2019t know if it\u2019s any of those scenarios, but you don\u2019t need to be Oda Mae Brown to sense that Chelsea, you in danger girl.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Rewinding back to when Allison first horned in on Madison and Chelsea\u2019s date, I have no idea why Chelsea didn\u2019t just get up and leave. Why continue to sit at the table with someone who can&#8217;t take no for an answer?!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h4 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"h-two-cups-of-crazy\">Two cups of crazy?<\/h4>\n\n\n\n<p>I\u2019ve seen some speculation on the Internet that Madison and Allison are somehow in cahoots. I don\u2019t know that I\u2019m buying that. Said theories point to how Madison tries to talk about herself as little as possible and has Chelsea\u2019s photo at the ready on her phone. They also point out inconsistencies in whether or not Madison \u201cunderstands\u201d how social media works. I&#8217;m not swayed, but Chelsea saying, &#8220;I am legit fairytale happy&#8221; is probably a good indication that bad times aren&#8217;t that far off.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I\u2019m more focused on Madison\u2019s aversion to meeting Anita. Madison claimed that she wasn\u2019t in the same league as the Duprees. Ma\u2019am, I don\u2019t know anyone on the planet who has ever been disapproving or upset that their child\/grandchild was dating a doctor.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Is it possible that Madison is somehow related to one of the other Articulettes? We know very little about the other women\u2019s lives, so it\u2019s possible. If Anita returns to town and Madison is suddenly busy at the hospital with an emergency, that will be enough to convince me that she\u2019s got a secret. And yes, I know that <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/danjkroll.com\/blog\/beyond-the-gates-a-rollercoaster-on-top-of-a-skyscraper\/\">just two columns ago I said<\/a><\/strong> that \u201cI no longer think that Madison has a deep dark secret,\u201d but I followed that up in the same sentence with \u201cthough I reserve the right to change my mind at a later date.\u201d I\u2019ve reclaimed my time and reserved my right.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading has-pale-pink-background-color has-background\" id=\"h-articu-let-s-call-it-a-wrap\">Articu let&#8217;s call it a wrap<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p>I am perhaps the only person on the entire Internet that isn\u2019t Team Anita in this whole Articulettes mess. It has been made quite clear that Sharon and Tracy were never thrilled with Anita taking the reins and calling the shots. So why Anita decided to take it upon herself to hire a new choreographer (and someone to do new arrangements of the group\u2019s old songs) without running it by the other women baffles me. At the very <em>least<\/em> she could have done it in a way that led the other women to <em>think<\/em> they were making the decision, but in the end it was really Anita that made the call.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Now, that doesn\u2019t mean that Tracy and Sharon (but most Sharon) aren\u2019t still worthy of some blame. Neither seemed to have an issue with Anita ponying up the money for the reunion concert. So, in my view, they cannot then use Anita paying for everything against her. You can\u2019t have it both ways.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Perhaps the reason that I am not coming down <em>too<\/em> hard on Sharon is because of her winning zinger: \u201cAnd if we twerk to our old songs is that gonna bring all the kids to the yard?&#8221; she snarked. &#8220;Or do you want us hanging from the ceiling like Pink?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h4 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"h-if-it-ain-t-broke\">If it ain&#8217;t broke&#8230;<\/h4>\n\n\n\n<p>As an aside, I am not always a fan of artists that I liked from years ago releasing new music today and trying to sound hip and cool. I don\u2019t like Mary J Blige because I think she\u2019s a great singer. No, I like her because I <em>feel<\/em> the emotion when she sings and I like the melodies. I don\u2019t need to hear her record an autotuned trap song because it\u2019s what the kids are listening to.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>If I was an Articulettes fan and I went to their concert only to have them perform \u201creworked\u201d versions of their hits, I\u2019d ask for my money back. I know that they are trying to win the hearts (and ears) of younger fans, but that rarely happens. Let a famous DJ do a remix, get the track used on TikTok, and call it a day.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>As for the choreography, there\u2019s a reason Janet Jackson still performs the dance routine from the \u201cIf\u201d video. It\u2019s iconic.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I\u2019ve gotten so far away from my original point that I don\u2019t even remember where I was headed. All I know is that if we aren\u2019t getting an actual Articulettes reunion performance on <em>Beyond the Gates <\/em>then I need to know now. Maybe they are trying to stretch it out until the next Image Awards airs later in the year.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading has-pale-pink-background-color has-background\" id=\"h-like-that-would-have-been-the-awkward-part\">Like <em>that<\/em> would have been the awkward part<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p>If you\u2019re a regular reader, you know that I watch the show each day with someone who has never watched a soap before. It\u2019s helped remind me that not everyone who is watching <em>Beyond the Gates<\/em> is as soap savvy as what I\u2019ve come to take for granted from my years of owning and operating \u201cthe soap site.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I was tickled, though, when the opening credit played and Ben Gavin\u2019s (Derek) photo showed and I was asked, \u201cWhy is he still in the credits? She broke up with him!\u201d I could have explained that some actors have remained in the show\u2019s credits <em>months <\/em>after they left the show, but thankfully the credits were over and we got an eyeful of Derek\u2026 <em>with Shanice.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I have to say, I kind of like Shanice and Derek as a couple. As the very least, Shanice has made Derek more interesting and alive than he\u2019s been in weeks. It was also wildly entertaining to see Ashley be mad about Derek dating someone else when <strong><em>she<\/em> <\/strong>was on a date of her own. Yes, the Shanice\/Derek\/Ashley\/Andre chit chat at Uptown was hella cringe (thanks, Tyrell and Samantha!), but it made for great television.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/danjkroll.com\/blog\/lollipops-to-prune-cakes-the-best-and-worst-of-beyond-the-gates-2025-so-far\/\">In my midyear Best and Worst of <em>Beyond the Gates <\/em>column last week<\/a><\/strong>, I said that I wanted to see more of Shanice. Ask and ye shall receive! I\u2019ve asked that Pamela\u2019s weird Old Hollywood accent be taken away, so hopefully that will be my next request granted.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h4 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"h-faces-of-my-vintage-have-limited-appeal\"><strong>Faces of my vintage have limited appeal<\/strong><\/h4>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"alignright size-large is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"538\" src=\"https:\/\/danjkroll.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/250712-btg-02-1024x538.jpg\" alt=\"Sean Freeman, Karla Mosley, and Jen Jacob enjoy a little awkwardness for Andre, Dani, and Ashley\" class=\"wp-image-2816\" style=\"width:504px;height:auto\" srcset=\"https:\/\/danjkroll.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/250712-btg-02-1024x538.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/danjkroll.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/250712-btg-02-300x158.jpg 300w, https:\/\/danjkroll.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/250712-btg-02-768x403.jpg 768w, https:\/\/danjkroll.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/250712-btg-02.jpg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Sean Freeman, Karla Mosley, and Jen Jacob  enjoy a little awkwardness for Andre, Dani, and Ashley | Screenshot\/CBS<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p>Dani had quite the week. She called her father by his first name, baked a pie, crashed a first date, and made some tough business decisions. And she did it all while looking absolutely fabulous.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I don\u2019t know what the residents of Fairmont Crest have against baked goods, but I think it needs to be investigated by the MSB. That\u2019s the Martha Stewart Brigade, which I am pretty sure I just made up. First Hayley\u2019s chocolate chip cookies were rejected and now Dani\u2019s sweet potato pie was turned down.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Whereas the Shanice\/Derek\/Ashley\/Andre conversation was awkward, Dani crashing Andre and Ashley\u2019s date was absolutely hilarious. Karla Mosley (Dani) was brilliant. The dialogue was\u2026 whatever is more brilliant than brilliant. When Dani said that Ashley was \u201csomeone so basic she makes vanilla look spicy\u201d I nearly fell off the couch.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>It was hard for me to tell if Ashley had any idea that Dani and Andre had been \u201cdating.\u201d She was probably too focused on Danice (Do Derek and Shanice have a smooshed couple name?) to even pick up on what was going on.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Did Dani have a right to be upset? Andre did tell her that he wasn\u2019t seeing anyone else\u2026 but Dani also told him that she wasn\u2019t really interested in having a serious relationship. To me, that\u2019s called a stalemate. Both are right and both are wrong.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading has-black-color has-pale-pink-background-color has-text-color has-background has-link-color wp-elements-382a0fa5af884d2fa4d71fbd97aab2e2\" id=\"h-if-the-slut-fits\">If the slut fits\u2026<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p>For once, Dani wasn\u2019t the Dupree daughter that was laying hands on people. The entire Nicole and LSD (Leslie\/Sherry\/Dana) conversation was everything, all of the things, and things that haven\u2019t even been invented.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Backtracking slightly, I was also entertained by the Hayley and Leslie interaction. I did think that Hayley might at least consider teaming up with Leslie. Thankfully, Hayley hasn\u2019t stepped so far into Crazytown that she&#8217;s unable to find her way out.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>When Hayley left and LSD started nibbling on her uneaten food, I chuckled. When Nicole entered moments later and Leslie asked, \u201cMay I offer you some toast?\u201d and held up <em>Hayley\u2019s<\/em> toast, I laughed out loud.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Each woman gave as good as they got. When LSD feigned not knowing who Laura was, Nicole quipped, \u201cMaybe you try to murder so many people that Laura slipped your mind but you did try to kill her twice so maybe that might jog your memory.\u201d Nicole noted that Leslie was caught on tape exiting Laura\u2019s hospital room. Leslie quoted Shaggy and said, \u201cIt wasn\u2019t me.\u201d When Nicole insisted that <em>everybody <\/em>knew that Leslie was guilty, LSD looked around Orphey Gene\u2019s and, while making exaggerated air quotes, asked, \u201cIs <em>everybody<\/em> in this room with us right now?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h4 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"h-monica-lewinsky-would-ne-oh-right\"><strong>Monica Lewinsky would ne\u2026 oh, right<\/strong><\/h4>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"alignright size-large is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"538\" src=\"https:\/\/danjkroll.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/250712-btg-01-1024x538.jpg\" alt=\"Leslie\/Dana AKA LSD falls into the lap of an unsuspecting patron at Orphey Gene's\" class=\"wp-image-2817\" style=\"width:577px;height:auto\" srcset=\"https:\/\/danjkroll.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/250712-btg-01-1024x538.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/danjkroll.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/250712-btg-01-300x158.jpg 300w, https:\/\/danjkroll.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/250712-btg-01-768x403.jpg 768w, https:\/\/danjkroll.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/250712-btg-01.jpg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Leslie\/Dana AKA LSD falls into the lap of an unsuspecting patron at Orphey Gene&#8217;s | Screenshot\/CBS<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p>LSD wasn\u2019t done. She toyed with Nicole, was cruelly dismissive of her rival&#8217;s miscarriages, and recounted her own love making sessions with Ted. She even went as far as to issue an I-can\u2019t-believe-this-passed-the-network-sensors \u201cI have this cute little blue dress in the closet and it\u2019s covered in\u201d Ted\u2019s DNA.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Then Leslie dropped the bombshell that Kat had caught her and Ted together in his hotel room. Three\u2026 two\u2026 <em>one<\/em>. Nicole wrapped her hands around LSD\u2019s neck and pushed her across the restaurant. And since we are now in Daytime Emmys season, I want the award for Best Performance By An Extra With No Lines to go to the man sitting in the booth that Leslie fell on. Sir, I don\u2019t know if we will ever learn your name, but \u201cBravo!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Not to be outdone, Leslie then picked up the man\u2019s beverage glass and took a sip.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>After Nicole told Ted that she did not want to speak to or even look at him, what did Dumb Dumb Ted do? He agreed to drive Leslie home. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading has-pale-pink-background-color has-background\" id=\"h-beyond-the-gates-speed-round\">Beyond the Gates Speed Round<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p>Here are some rapid fire thoughts about some of the other action from the week gone by.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h5 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"h-kat-and-eva\">Kat and Eva<\/h5>\n\n\n\n<p>I don&#8217;t understand why Kat would think that jeopardizing her dad&#8217;s practice was the best way to stick it to Eva. As Eva listened to Kat tell lies to their dad, I expected her to burst back into the office and set the record straight. 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